I dream to someday run a companies twitter
Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?
If you think Alison is the Clone Club “group mom”, I have some news for you, it’s totally Sarah.
"Please don’t tell Sarah" - an actual thing Alison Hendrix said.
"you look like you could use some sun, cosima"
"stay in the car, don’t cause any trouble"
- Gruff men who get all soft and happy when they’re with you
- Big men with calloused hands who touch you like you’re something incredibly special
- Grumpy men who chuckle at your bad jokes
- Calm men who get protective and irrational and then pretend like they didn’t
- Stoic men who look at you with gentle smiles on their face when you’re not looking at them with an expression that sort of says “I can’t believe s/he’s with me.”